| | I suppose you want an explanation for my absence? At the risk of being rude, I have serendipitously decided another route for this, my first “comeback” post. With implications so grave, I must ask the reader to openly and candidly ascertain the truth relative yourself and confer the vibrant discoveries to me, nestling them comfortably in the comment section I have benevolently provided.
Having been asked for an “awesome” post, I must confess that I am only a man; a man that cares about truth. I am uncertain if I can provide the “awesome” post requested, but I vow that we will all learn something profound, something fundamental on this, the day of my xanga comeback.
Wendy’s puts the straw in the bag, and everywhere else gives you the straw with the cup. Which is better?
I will attempt to convey my disputing thoughts and ask for either judgment on them, or allegations in addition to.
Question today: Wendy’s puts the straw and all the utensils in the bag, most places hand it with the items, compare and contrast the advantages and disadvantages of both ways.
It is a hot day, and hunger pangs ravish your stomach. It’s been a long time since you’ve been off this long, hard road. It’s been a long time since you’ve seen a smiling face. It is time to get some fast food. Exit 95A calls like a siren promising a sign full of establishments ready to provide comfort and aid. Heeding their call, you allow yourself to fall victim to American capitalism. Before the window sits your car, your parched throat screaming for the beverage you anxiously wait. The window opens; a high school freshman with 1,000 pimples produces the object of your desire.
Tantalizing you with the drink, you must wait until the man is paid before the beverage is dispensed. At long last, the drink is in your hand! But wait… where is the straw? Oh, on this day of days they have forgotten a straw! Oh no! You can’t suck out of the top of this lid for very long, the beverage is soon to low, even when you push your face on the lid really hard! Just when you didn’t think you could take any more, the pimple man produces a bag of food. Immediately searching the bag for the ability to rectify any errors that may have been made you see your straw, hiding in the corner. Oh the straw! Hold aloft its cylindrical body; rejoice in its tube-like frame!
I’ll have to finish this persuasive essay in another post, as this is getting long. Stay tuned, I’m back my friends.
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